420calum:

MY EX TEXTED ME AND I CANT STOP LAUGHING IM LITERALLY IN TEARS IM LAUGHING SO FUCKing HARD RIGHT NOW

baby: m....m...m
mom: mama? ma? mommy?
baby: m...m...
baby: m..mY ANACONDA DONT
coolfeminist:

This is really fucking powerful.

coolfeminist:

This is really fucking powerful.

lostinthatdreamland:

Things that should be under $20:

• plane tickets
• concert tickets
• clothing
• college

clannyphantom:

talk shit get cried in front of

fish-dinner-connoisseur:

all yall keep callin katt williams crazy but he the only one been makin sense for a long damn time

summerhigh:

get a killer body using these amazing tips!
thecutestofthecute:

My friend saw on Animal Planet that Golden Retriever’s mouths are so soft they can carry eggs without breaking them, so she tested it. 

thecutestofthecute:

My friend saw on Animal Planet that Golden Retriever’s mouths are so soft they can carry eggs without breaking them, so she tested it.