mochisprite:

mechanicaljackal:

krahnvalanema:

I HAVE BEeN LAUGHING AT THIS FOR LIKE 14 MINTUES OMGFF

i can’t brEATHE

wHALE NOISES

mochisprite:

mechanicaljackal:

krahnvalanema:

I HAVE BEeN LAUGHING AT THIS FOR LIKE 14 MINTUES OMGFF

i can’t brEATHE

wHALE NOISES

zygoats:

im literally always looking at my reflection not because im conceited but because i just think it feels kind strange to have a physical form and im constantly trying to process who and what i am

hopelessocean:

b&w

itsstuckyinmyhead:

Dog Tumblr Posts

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Cat Tumblr Posts

somefagonyourdash:

humorking:

SO IM AT THE BUS STATION AND THIS GIRL TAPS MY SHOULDER AND SHES LIKE “are you the guy from tumblr?” AND IM LIKE “i guess” AND SHES LIKE “i follow your blog and my boyfriend *points at him* saw your selfie page and he said he would fuck you” I LAUGHED SO HARD AND SAID “thanks man means a lot” AND HE JUST SAID “no homo cutie” THIS IS THE BEST DAY EVER I LOVE YOU GUYS

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why big boobs suck

phoneticfrenetic:

castielsnovaks:

astronaute:

  • u want to sleep on ur tummy?? ha
  • need a bra that fits you? go a head and try, punk
  • thats a cute dress, it fits u perfect except for your giant melons that get in the way
  • unwanted attention from weird animalistic males
  • running??? u mean slapping urself in the face repeatedly 
  • losing food in your cleavage and having to shove your hand down your shirt to try and get it out 

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